Donovan is a sexist son of a bitch who objectifies women by keeping them on their toes, their backs, and their knees where they belong. Any man who unwittingly wanders into the clutches of one of these harpies is doomed from the start.
The reason is that the most important trait to an SM when to lock you down. Watching Timmy for four minutes will turn into watching him, his spoiled rotten sister, and his kid brother who needs his ADD medication every 30 minutes on a while she and her slutty friends have girl’s night out. There are plenty of hot sluts out there without any snot nosed baggage.
Blowjobs on command, back massages, after-sex sandwiches, strip teases, you name it. Nip this in the bud the first time she tries it because this is also a shit test. Regardless of how hot a single mom is, her SMV is lowered because she has children.
She’ll pull out all the stops to show you what a fantastic and unique and amazing woman she is in hopes of getting a commitment from you. They would never verbally acknowledge this in public but they know the score.
Not having much else to bring to the table she will concentrate her efforts in the bedroom to balance the baggage created by her rug rats.
Take advantage of this—turn her into a bowling ball and penetrate all three of her luscious holes. She is not your friend and you ain’t givin’ her benefits. Giving an SM any allowance of your time, money, or attention only leads to trouble. Children of single mothers are yearning for a strong male presence and as soon as one makes an appearance, they latch on and don’t let go. When a child looks up to you, mimics you, and gives you a hero’s welcome whenever you walk in the door it really has an effect on you. Do yourself a favor and do not connect with her children.
She will gladly participate in any debauchery your dirty mind can dream up to keep you around. Bounce like a bad check when the dirty deed is done. Underestimating her ability to weasel her way into your resources would be a gross misstep on your part. Avoiding them all together is probably the best course of action.
Anal sex, parking lot blow jobs, sex tapes, and nude pictures are just the tip of the iceberg. With this in mind, they attempt to pull this all-too-familiar power move to gain control of the “relationship.” But a man like you has options and if you don’t tolerate the hot, childless 22 year old putting your dick on detention, putting up with it from a 31 year old with a couple whipper snappers is a joke. They’re unselfish in the sack and available all the time (watch how quickly they can find a last minute babysitter when alpha cock is calling). This should be quite easy as there is usually a custody order in place which requires them to spend a couple nights a week with dad.
Now before you guys start frothing at the mouth let me be clear: I will advocate commiting to, dating, or God forbid, marrying these women.
But if you absolutely must tangle with these tarts or are just starting out in game and looking for quick and easy lays to get your feet wet, here are 8 rules to follow to get what you want out of them (easy sex) without ending up like this…