Every now and then we will list you all the people that also live in Croydon so you realise the great company we are in: Dane Bowers, Derren Brown, Ronnie Corbett – need we go on? We might ask you to take us for a drive through the Purley Webb Estate – we once heard a rumour Michael Buble was moving there and we've not shut up about it since18. Benefits of the former, sneaking into Yates/Lloyds bar for an underage drink. We'll take you to Croydon's best music venue - the high street.
We have an eclectic music taste thanks to Thursday Metal nights at the Black Sheep (RIP)5.
We know all the words to Living on a Prayer thanks to Saturday nights at Walkabout (RIP)11.
We're very proud of the fact that Croydon has a Tiger Tiger (Still alive) - that basically makes us a city right? Don't get us started on Croydon's city status - ROBBED13.
If you lose us after a night out, you will find us in Roosters Chicken - and before you say it.3. We can't walk past what used to be the Blue Orchid without shedding a tear10.
Anytime a club closes down we assume its because of something NASTY, not because of finances.9.
Croydon is home to the best football club and football fans in the world - and if you say any different, it's over8.
When we're around other people from Croydon, we have a tendency to drop our Ts and slip in a few more 'inits'7.
We're pretty sure we knew Nandos before you did.14.
Our childhood dreams were made when we met Dave Benson Phillips at The Fairfield Halls.15.
Don't make excuses not to visit us, especially when we have every form of transport available.
Tram, rail, overground, bus, you name it we've got it.16. We'll tell you all about our first date which was either at Croydon Grants Cinema or the Purley Way Cinema.