You know babies come out of vaginas and it fucking stings, and that the vaginas are having a hard time anyway, what with all the waxing they get. You've called Donald Trump "a twat" for his sexist comments about a female news anchor being on her period. It's the 21st century and you are, most assuredly, not a dick. So, what I am going to do, instead, is tell you 12 things about women that women are usually too embarrassed to tell you themselves. It's the same as when you say the word "environment". You are unlikely to get custody of your kids, and are three times more likely to commit suicide. Men, imagine if, some time around your 12th birthday, some manner of viscous liquid — let's say gravy — suddenly appeared in your pants, in the middle of a maths lesson. We're like, "THIS IS ALREADY A REALLY, REALLY SHIT DAY. Talking In the last year or so, we saw this study, from America, and it broke our hearts a bit, because it explains so much: in a mixed-gender group, when women talk 25 per cent of the time or less, it's seen as being "equally balanced". From the moment we grew our tits, we've been cat-called in the street; commented on by relatives ("Ooooh, she's big-boned"; "Well, you'll be a heart-breaker") as if we weren't standing there in front of them, hearing all this. Ninety per cent of what men wear is "some trousers".
It seems Taylor Swift is permanently attached to Tom Hiddleston's arm right now.
They've visited each others' home towns and now they're on holiday in Rome!
As they took in the sights, Taylor had kept her ensemble casual in the form of white skinny jeans (perfect for summer), paired unusually with a cream blouse. From the grey suede lace up sandals to her slick sunnies and saddle bag, we loved the finishing touches to this look.
The perforated tan bag got the major thumbs up from us. Or grab your own arm candy with a saddle bag from the line up below.
— but we must also work for less money, as discussed above. This is why, maybe, women can become suddenly furious — why online discussions about feminism suddenly ignite into rage. I'm gonna be honest with you — for the first five years of my adult life, most of my decisions were made by the contents of my pants. If we're getting sexually harassed, is it because we're wearing the wrong skirt? Besides, as discussed above, men need feminism almost as badly as women do.
My vagina was — by way of Audrey II in — constantly shouting "Feed me! You can see all the shit from where you are standing, fully dressed, ready to leave the house. In 2008, a rape case was overturned because the judge decided the alleged victim must have consented to sex, because her jeans were "too tight" for the accused to remove on his own.
", and breaking into musical numbers when I was trying to listen to my brain instead. So, my Eleventh Commandment is 'Thou Shalt Buff Your Fnuh.' That's official. Clothes You know when we stand in front of a full wardrobe and say, "I don't have anything to wear! What we mean is, "I don't have anything to wear for who I need to be today." What women wear is incredibly important and not just because we live in a society with a .5 trillion fashion-industry, and spend most of our spare time looking at cut-price Marc Jacobs handbags on This is what we're thinking about, when we stand in front of the wardrobe.
It's by Elizabeth and James and we like the interesting laser cut finish and subtle but pretty gold details. New Look and Asos offer up bargain alternatives or splash the cash on Emilio Pucci's pick (it is less than half price now though mind! The inseparable pair have been getting around via the pop star's private jet but they haven't escaped the glare of several social media users who shared snapshots of them visiting the Colosseum on Monday.
You don't need me lecturing you — because you're not hanging out the back of a bus shouting "CLUNGE! You've got sisters, mothers, lovers — female friends and colleagues — and you've never once gone up to any of them shouting, "Blimey! " while honking on their breasts, in the manner of Sid James. You just have to shut yourself in a cupboard and say them over and over again — "FEMINISM! But we don't want to go on about it to you, because that would be morbid. We know we must have our babies when we're young — the eggs are running out! But it does seem amazing that a clever, well-travelled man, whose job it is to examine the human condition, and who had a pretty steamy relationship with Germaine Greer at one point, has never realised that women can be just as driven by their desire as men. If we're still getting talked-over at meetings, is it because we're not dressing powerfully enough? Feminism can only work if men are feminists, too — because the only indice by which feminism will succeed is based on how many people believe in it, support it, and want it to happen. There's no point in only 27 per cent of people believing in equality because the maths, very obviously, show that you won't be equal if 73 per cent of people think you're not. hide the feminism in a special secret place, and only let certain people have access to it.